Off-the-grid Explorer Pillows

"How long have you been out of the workforce?"

Now leaving your cell phone range.

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm off the grid."

"We're here!"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Desert Island Wind Farm