Off-the-grid Adventurer Prints

'On the plus side this lifestyle produces no data for them to get their hands on.'

"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Living off the griddle

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Sunrise

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"Who can we call?"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."