Unplugged Explorer Mugs

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'