Unplugging Enthusiast Gifts

"It must be his beeper."

Hiding the electronics.

Gadget geek.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Nuclear energy.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Screen Addiction

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

The only guy left who's not online.

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

'My lawyer says this is the best way for me to avoid paying tax.'