Unplugging Enthusiast Gifts

"It must be his beeper."

Hiding the electronics.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Gadget geek.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Nuclear energy.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Screen Addiction

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

When you die, where would you like me to spread you remote's ashes?

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

The only guy left who's not online.

Social Networking or Death