Earplug Enthusiast Gifts

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Nuclear energy.

Musician feedback card

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

audiobooks...

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Flying Ear Specialist

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

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