Earplug Enthusiast Pillows

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Nuclear energy.

Musician feedback card

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

audiobooks...

Flying Ear Specialist

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

sub woofer

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."