Earplug Advocate Pillows

Whistler

At the rock concert...

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Nuclear energy.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

The herd of hearing.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

Lion Toupee

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

Disturbance of the Inner Ear

Audiology!!

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

Laryngologist

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels