Earplug Advocate Pillows

Whistler

At the rock concert...

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Nuclear energy.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

The herd of hearing.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Lion Toupee

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

Disturbance of the Inner Ear

Audiology!!

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'