"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."
Ear Protection Advocate Pillows
Add a touch of humor and advocacy to their space with a cozy pillow that celebrates their dedication to ear safety—great for relaxing while spreading awareness.
At the rock concert...
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
Cricket Accidents.
'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...
"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."
"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"
Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."
'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'
The herd of hearing.
Earplugs £2 a Pair
When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.
"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."
'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'
"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"
Danger Ahead
'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'
"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."
'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'
"We installed thick, shag carpet. We got tired of everyone dropping and breaking their phones."
Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.
Roller blader with bandaged head
Good thing he was wearing a helmet.
"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."
Noah mishears God and builds a Lark instead of an Ark.
Disturbance of the Inner Ear
Audiology!!
"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."
'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'
"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."
"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"
Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.
'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai' - 'Can't you sing something else?' - 'Hmmm. I don't know many songs, but I cou
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