Earplug Collector Pillows

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Try his land line.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Gramaphone Man.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

At the CD shop.

His master's voice

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Baroque Bach Mountain

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists