Mouse Ear Collector Pillows

'Which way to the club house?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Ask me about my litter! !

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Does my head look big in this?'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Try his land line.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"I want one of those!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Bell invents the telephone.

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Strictly off the record.

Hits Needed, please click.

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

Handicap

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'I like the hat.'