Earplug Collector Prints

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Music & Gym'

'Try his land line.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Robert Drake

So close... Yet so far.

Gramaphone Man.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Baroque Bach Mountain

At the CD shop.

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

His master's voice

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists