Earring Collector Prints

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Teenagers!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Try his land line.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Ed's Salary Cap

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Bell invents the telephone.

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."