Earring Collector Gifts

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'Try his land line.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Bell invents the telephone.

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."