Earworm Collector Gifts

"Can you stop humming The William Tell Overture? You're making the apple nervous."

Cow's straw

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Traffic Jam

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Earworm Ward

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Bees

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

"I see you still have the president's ear."

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Free tickles any size

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

'Why on earth would anyone want to butter a peanut?'