Earworm Ward
Earworm Victims Gifts
If you know someone who is always humming a tune or stuck with a catchy song, our collection of creative gifts for earworm victims will hit the right note. From witty mugs to playful t-shirts, find something that celebrates their love for infectious melodies. Perfect for music lovers or anyone with a sense of humor about their musical obsessions, these products add a touch of fun to their daily routine.
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
At the rock concert...
'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'
Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!
'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'
Worm Appreciation Society!
"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."
When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.
Banned words
"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."
"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."
'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'
'It appears that one juror has already made up her mind.'
'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'
Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.
'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'
Wait, have I been talking to myself this whole time? Well, THAT'S embarrassing.
BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.
"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"
'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I had my ears pierced!'
"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."
'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai' - 'Can't you sing something else?' - 'Hmmm. I don't know many songs, but I cou
'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I got my ears pierced.'
'You had your ears pierced.' - 'Yes, and it hurts like hell.'
"Can you stop humming The William Tell Overture? You're making the apple nervous."
'There's no easy way to say this, but I want a separation.'
"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."
Earworm Victims Gifts Collection
Earworm Victims Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the persistent earworm—perfect for coffee lovers who hum their favorite tunes all day.
Earworm Victims Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty slogans for the earworm victim in your life—perfect for their favorite spot at home.
Earworm Victims Prints
Decorate their walls with creative prints that celebrate their love of music and catchy melodies—ideal for music fans.
Earworm Victims T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts for those who can't shake their musical obsession—fun, quirky designs that make a statement.