Earworm Victims Pillows

Earworm Ward

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

At the rock concert...

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Banned words

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

'It appears that one juror has already made up her mind.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.

'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'

Wait, have I been talking to myself this whole time? Well, THAT'S embarrassing.

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I had my ears pierced!'

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai' - 'Can't you sing something else?' - 'Hmmm. I don't know many songs, but I cou

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I got my ears pierced.'

'You had your ears pierced.' - 'Yes, and it hurts like hell.'

"Can you stop humming The William Tell Overture? You're making the apple nervous."

'There's no easy way to say this, but I want a separation.'

"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."