When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.
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At the rock concert...
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...
"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'
"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."
Earplugs £2 a Pair
"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."
'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'
Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.
"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"
'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'
'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'
Noah mishears God and builds a Lark instead of an Ark.
Hearing aid dogs.
"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."
Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.
"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."
"We installed thick, shag carpet. We got tired of everyone dropping and breaking their phones."
Disturbance of the Inner Ear
Audiology!!
'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'
'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'
"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"
"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."
"You mind keeping it down?"
Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels
Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.
"Can I help you!!"
"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."
'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'
Laryngologist
'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai' - 'Can't you sing something else?' - 'Hmmm. I don't know many songs, but I cou
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