Ear Defenders Gifts

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

At the rock concert...

No Soliciting

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

A Change of Scene.

Nuclear waste.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Evolution.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

GMOs

Adapting to global warming.