Ear Defenders Gifts

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

At the rock concert...

No Soliciting

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

The New Normal

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Nuclear waste.

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Evolution.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who is to blame?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

GMOs