Tooth Defender Gifts

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Dentist Training School.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Fish with Shield

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'