Teeth Protector Gifts

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"I will avenge you, Father."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

"My instinct is to bury things to keep them safe. If you're looking for your phone and computer, they are about 3 feet in the ground. You're welcome."

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.

'I want to see the prison dentist... you've been giving me too much crusty-bread and not enough water!'

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

'How am I looking?'

Ranger protecting a Christmas tree farm.

Big Hat Designed to Protect Pipe from Rain

Reservoir Cats.

'I know you're in there.'

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

Look Out For the Cat

Dr. D'Attillio liked to stress the importance of gum care...

Now they're what I call cavities!

"The house is filled with expensive porcelain figurines, so I can't knock anything over! It is so stressful..."

"Yes, I did fall off the wall. But I didn't crack, my phone did."