Dental Defenders Gifts

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Science Snobs

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Man with Sword in Penholder

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Job Stress.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

The Moth Menace.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

Castle Cat Flap

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"You've been found sugar free and guilt free."

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."