Dental Defenders Mugs

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Science Snobs

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Job Stress.

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

The Moth Menace.

Castle Cat Flap

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"You've been found sugar free and guilt free."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'