Dental Detective Gifts

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"I really gotta get me some dental insurance."

In the last few days, this fine feature has grappled with a major question involving short-term loss and long-term gain: To floss or not to floss? That is not the question!! Do you want your mouth to look like this?! Today, the DHHA* presents an opposing view: Floss! *Dental hygienists and hyperbolists of America. We'll all get the mouths of rabid dogs!

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

Dental Care.

Economic Dentist

"And where exactly is 'Tooth Fairy U'?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

The Devil's in the detail!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Micro and Macro Department,

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Devil in the detail

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays