Detail Detectives Gifts

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Devil's in the detail!

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'