Detail Detective Gifts

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

"You've obviously overlooked something."

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.

'I may or may not sign. Show me the fine print.'

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

"Miss Williams, get me a fine tooth comb."

'We are looking for a candidate that has an eye for detail, at least until we set up a quality control department.'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"Excuse me while I check the small print!" (Using a microscope).

'Garfield, I think I know why we've been receiving so few commissions.'

"Why are you always in the details?"

When pedants take a break.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job."

"I didn't know you owned a black car."

Spot The Difference For Beginners

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"That staple could stand to be an eighth of an inch higher."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

The Silver lining of having an OCD husband.

"From tomorrow you're going to live over at 114. We've outsourced your childhood."

'Hello, I don't believe I have to give my name, and I'm a pedant.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'Frank Lloyd Wright barges in on one of the houses he built, and moves a footstool...''

'My partner takes care of the small print!'

"His numbers stack up but I'd still like a second opinion!"

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

The Devil is in the Details