Dental Detectives Gifts

'We could try to identify him through dental records inspector...'

'While your resume is impressive, Mr. Dornmont, we... um... feel your qualifications don't match our needs here...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

The Devil's in the detail!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Micro and Macro Department,

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Devil in the detail

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

Files of Doom

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'