Dental Care Diver Gifts

The sad case of a Venus flytrap that didn't floss.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Toothbrush Romance

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Tooth fairy

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Car Dentistry.

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

The Tooth Ferret

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."