Rescue Diver Gifts

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Survival kit

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Hi Mom!

Shark Chum

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Question Mark

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Diver caught by pelican

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!