Daring Diver Gifts

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Now hiring.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Casual skydiving.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.