Sea Diver Gifts

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Mermaid Art

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dog brings diver flippers.