Mini Diver Gifts

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'How's the water skiing?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Dog brings diver flippers.