Mini Diver Gifts

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'The Questioner'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'