Mini Diver Champion Gifts

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Cannonball!'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Boy holding football.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

First Dive

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Football - How's my Diving?

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Lair Freshner

I like that, Frank! You take a nose dive and keep on smiling!

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'Where do you think you are going?'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

Deep sea diving problems.

"Hello surface? Guess what's about to slide into the Abyss?"

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

Nose Dive.