Competitive Diver Gifts

"The arch! Work the arch!!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'The Questioner'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

High Jump

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

First Dive

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Falling Rock

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Harp?...Lark?...'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

Bird Diving Board.

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Jello in the diving pool.