Stage Diver Gifts

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

Falling Rock

Only when it was too late did Shane remember that this was just a sound check, and that stage-diving requires a crowd.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

They hated me.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'The Questioner'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

It was an impulse buy.

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Pirate

Sitting In

Alas poor Yorrick

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

"Mother, please!"

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."