Stage Dweller Gifts

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

The Art Student.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'They all want to play the star.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ballet dancer.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

E=Emcee Squared

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,