Studio Dweller Gifts

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Don't even think about it."

The Artist

"Too busy."

Sculptor Gets Nude Model In Very Early In The Process

Artist's methods of guarding his paintings

The Art Student.

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

"I paint only what I love..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Artist and Musician

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

Spooning

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'