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'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

The Art Student.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'They all want to play the star.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'How about a game of cards?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ballet dancer.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

E=Emcee Squared

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.