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"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

The Art Student.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Opening the Barrel

Spooning

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

The weightless office.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

"That's our copy cat."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Wine: New & Old!!!

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Internet Restaurant

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

The End of the Worker Bees

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."