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The End of the Worker Bees

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"It's just like Zoom except no one else is looking at me."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Cellphone Islands

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Streaming"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

Keep on Truckin.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Today's love

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Spooning

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."