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"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Spooning

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

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'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Buy my data $20"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Books On Paper

The End of the Worker Bees

His Master's Data.

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Error: Out of memory.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

Modern Baby Mobiles

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes