Digital Denizens T-Shirts

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Not that net!'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Baby Screen Time

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Technological Dependence.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My best friend is my phone."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Today's love

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Spooning