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"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."

"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."

"...and please, God, grant me compassion, wisdom and understanding, and the ability to set up and conduct zoom meetings."

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

'You can 'unfriend' me but you absolutely can't 'unparent' me.'

'You're obsessed with surfing the net, Bob! But here it reads you can find help on www.-fight-web-addiction.com!'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"You must be so excited about meeting people."

Human evolution

"Why would I want to leave the nest? I've got food delivered, a phone, computer and games. I'd be a fool to leave."

"You've been unfriended."

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"I'll never forget you."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"My best friend is my phone."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."