Digital Denizens Gifts

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Not that net!'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Baby Screen Time

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"I'll never forget you."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Today's love

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."