Digital Dependents Gifts

'Internet access... internet access....'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I'll never forget you."

The modern generation!

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Silver Surfer.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I need a more interactive you."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Man-mobile

The End of the Worker Bees

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Strategies that will always work

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."