Digital Dependents Gifts

'Internet access... internet access....'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

The modern generation!

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Silver Surfer.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I need a more interactive you."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

The End of the Worker Bees

Strategies that will always work

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."