Digital Dependence Explorer Gifts

"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Computer Expert

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Where was I?