Digital Dependence Explorer Pillows

"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Computer Expert

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Where was I?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'