Digital Dependence Warrior Gifts

Modern Slavery

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Online form - Submit.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I need a more interactive you."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Silly sausages

'Internet access... internet access....'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Error: Out of memory.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."