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Modern Slavery

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I need a more interactive you."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Is it an important text?"

Silly sausages

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Error: Out of memory.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"