Digital Love Explorer Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Tasty.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Real Estate Personals

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Strategies that will always work

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Wait

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Computer dating.

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Tried an online dating site. Evidently it's not a calendar!"

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

Tunnel of love.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'