Digital Dating Explorer Gifts

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Tried an online dating site. Evidently it's not a calendar!"

"I don't want to be your Valentine yet, but you can follow me on Twitter."

"Darlene, I'm getting sick and tired of your computer dating!"

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'That must be my computer date.'